Sarah Palin's English Homework

ENGLISH 101 TERM PAPER
Mr. Nimrod Idaho State University
Sarah Heath (smiley face)

A FEMINIZT READING OF SHAKSPER'S KING LEER

I dint have time to read King Leer so I red parta the Spark Notes, doggone it. And I gotta tellya, that guy Leer is an old poop. I'd give that mealy-mouth twerp Kordelia a punch in the snoot, because she don't know when to say stuff that will help her, and unpatriotcly invades her own country!!!

But gosh, I rilly admire Gonril and Regan. They are two smart cookies who know what they want and go out and gettit. I dint have time to finish the Plot section o' Spark Notes but I betcha they tossed Leer and Kordellya into jail for good. They are reel feminist gals if ya ask mee and you said to read da text against the grain, whatever THAT means, "as a woman" which I certainly am in case ya haven't noticed!!!!! See ya!!!!! Yur cute!!!!!!